All Equipment Provided
We bring everything you need for this paddleboard race except the sweat. Everyone will be using the same paddleboards, paddles, life jackets, and sunscreen as we race in heats of 10 on this 10 minute paddle course.Cool Tang-Top
Are you tired of getting t-shirts for every race you enter? We were, and so we are getting awesome tang-tops help even out the farmer tan-lines! Life is Short. Summer is Shorter.10% for Charity
We heard somewhere we are suppose to tithe (give 10%) of your earnings (before taxes?) to charity. Well, we are going to put 10% of our earnings towards an outward bound scholarship for kids! Talk about a great investment!Log Rolling Competition
If the paddleboard race isn’t enough to satiate your competitive spirit, you are going to love this log-rolling competition! On a professional length log, will you have what it takes to be the last one standing?Watch the Video!
200 of Minnesota’s Most and Least Experienced Paddlers will race each other in an epic race using the same equipment!200 Paddleboarders. 1 Awesome Trophy.
The Mississippi River is lined with Saints (Anthony, Paul, and Croix just to name a few) and we want to race them all! This year, we will be racing one of our favorite Saint Cloud! The winner in the Men’s and Women’s Category will each receive an AMAZING Bending Branches Stand Up Paddle Trophy that can be used for paddling or as a bragging piece above the mantel.Saint Cloud
Saint Cloud is our up-river sister saint and we are excited to host this paddleboard race on Sunday, September 28. Come before church, or after! Saint Cloud doesn’t mind!Saint Anthony Falls
Next Summer, on the last Sunday in August, we will be racing paddleboards in Minneapolis near the Saint Anthony Falls! If you don’t know who Saint Anthony is, or why he falls, don’t worry because the answer won’t help you paddle any faster.Days Until Saint Cloud Race
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Race Pricing
We encourage people to bring friends. It makes this race more fun and memorable! As you probably know by now, we bring all the equipment. You just have to register and show up! Our experienced guides will provide all the equipment and instruction along with taking GoPro Photographs and Video of the race, as you battle your friends and frenimies on the mighty Mississippi River! Corporations can buy an entire heat (10 paddleboards) for $1,000 and see who is the fastest paper-pushing-paddler of them all!!
Saint Cloud Paddleboard Race
1-9 People
$35/person
- Paddleboard Rental
- Competitive Timing
- Safety Boats
- All Saints Tang Top
- 1st-3rd Place Paddle Trophy
- Chance to win paddleboard
- GoPro Photos
- $40 Price August 1-31
- $50 Price Sept 1-28
Log Rolling Competition
Single Elimination.
$10/person
- Only allowed with race entry
- Professional Size Log
- Experienced log rolling tips
- GoPro Photos
- Water-logged Trophy
Buy an Entire Heat!
10 Racers
$1,000/total
- 10-Single Racers SWAG
- Saves Entire Heat Block
- Great Corporate Event
- 10-Log Rolling Comps
- Greater Giving Power!
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do I park?
For Saint Anthony, you will park at 724 Sibley Street, NE Minneapolis. For Saint Cloud, you will park in Saint Cloud!
Can I bring my family?
Yes, of course you can bring your family. Well, as long as they are 14 years old and 100lbs. It’s important that everyone feels comfortable paddling their own paddleboard on the Mississippi River.
Do I need to bring my own equipment?
No! We are going to level the playing field by bringing all the boards and equipment for everyone. Just bring the need for speed!
Can I pay the day of event?
No! Unfortunately, we are only allowing people to register online so we can get an accurate count for safety reasons. Sign up already!